Monday, January 11, 2010

2 unrelated topics

First Topic--Sleep

I read my work emails yesterday afternoon. There were only 167 of them. Nothing big and no major problems with the exception of staffing issues. The problems is that it started my mind thinking about work and it wouldn't stop so needless to say, I didn't sleep well. I watched the clock roll round. When it was time to get up, I was sound asleep. Go figure.

Second Topic-Shitty Day

Okay, this is really about poop. So if you don't want to know about poop, stop here and don't read any further.

On the second day we were in Vegas, the third morning both Cowboy and I had an issue. Keep in mind we were traveling and were not regular as our routines were way off. Cowboy is a very regular pooper and me, not so much. So on the third morning, we slept in late and got up to eat breakfast. We went to an all you can eat buffet and ate well and drank lots. We then decided to shopping. While we were walking around, we both got the feeling. It was time.

So we had about a block to walk back to the hotel. As Cowboy puts it, "the turtle was starting to poke out." He said I was doing the "pinch it off walk", and I was. Oh my, did I have to go.

In the elevator, Cowboy announced that he was the first to get the toilet, so being the good wife, I let him have it. Let the comedy begin. Cowboy was in the bathroom, "blowing beads". I was laying on the bed, pleading with him to be done as my issue was becoming more and more urgent. I pleading outside the bathroom and he is in the bathroom, trying to clean up a small mess that he made. He let me in the bathroom. Oh my, something crawled out of his ass and died right there and then. I did my thing. All came out well and without much effort.

I then let him back in the bathroom to finish his duty. Then I went back in for a final time. Being the nice husband he is, he sprayed some of his cologne so at least the bathroom smell manly.

We laughed and laughed at our shitty start to the day and even laugh a little last night in the middle of our sleepless night. I guess a family that poops together stays together. Right???

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
Sorry about the sleep problems, I can sympathize since mine has been interrupted the last 2 nights by calls from work. The fun is just beginning.

hope you sleep well,