Wednesday, November 3, 2010

I'm writing a book...

I swear when I retire I'm going to write a book. No two books. One will be about all the excuse that clients give when they test positive for drugs.....

"I was having sex with my boyfriend and he was using it." Really? Like his sperm will absorb into your blood stream.

"I wasn't using it, I was just touching it." Really, so if you touched gasoline, you would pee it out?

My next book...They crazy things that employees do that will get them fired.

It's okay to come to work as a substance abuse counselor drunk. And not just drunk, blowing a .25 drunk.

Or apparently, it's no problem to move clients into you home and have sex with them.

Really, what is wrong with people.

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