Monday, May 18, 2009

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper, for the last two nights I haven't been able to sleep because of toilet paper. Weird, I know. Who can't sleep because of toilet paper. You might not be able to sleep either if toilet paper was a symbol for financial stress.

Let me get you there. Since we have had company living with us, we have gone through 5 rolls of Charmin Ultra in 6 days. How in the world can anyone one use that much toilet paper? It drives me crazy to come home and see a new roll on the holder. Seriously, how does that happen.

But the real issues for not being able to sleep, is that I'm totally freaked out about having two more mouths in the house to feed, etc. Cowboy is stressed. I'm stressed. Not a good combo. I'm actually not talking to him at this very moment because of a fight over toilet paper.

Crazy. Irrational. Real. Stressful.


Caroline said...

Toilet paper???

Are you still planning on going away next month for your honeymoon? I think some time with just the two of you would be really good.

Lynilu said...

About the toilet paper, remember .... sh*t happens! LOL! Sorry, but I hope that brought a smile and you didn't throw the computer out the window!

I agree with C. Getting away, just the 2 of you is a good thing. Meantime, don't let the little stuff rule your life!!!!

MJ said...

No plans yet but certainly planning on several golf outing this weekend.

Lynilu--that was funny. I more able to laugh today.

Jeff9 said...

You need to get a hand held bathroom bidet sprayer and then you won't ever have to worry about running out of toilet paper again. With these you can use a towel to just dry off (yes your own personal towel for those with no imagination) and it's much more sanitary. I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off" It makes cleaning the toilet itself a breeze also. For those of us who really like to be clean it is the best invention since the toilet. It is so much better than a stand alone bidet and this is why: 1. It's less expensive (potentially allot less) 2. You can install in yourself = no plumber expense 3. It works better by providing more control of where the water spray goes and a greater volume of water flow. 4. It requires no electricity and there are few things that can go wrong with it. 5. It doesn't take up any more space, many bathrooms don't have room for a stand alone bidet. 6. You don’t have to get up and move from the toilet to the bidet which can be rather awkward at times to say the least. Available at